Shit was so dank.
Girlfriend: What did you and *insert friends name here* do today?
Me: Went to Sheetz, sat outside and smoked, then went home. :)
GF: Smoked what? >:(
Me: Weed, Crack, LSD, popcorn kernels, cockroaches, and melted pennies. Shit was so dank.
Me: Cigarettes, baby. We smoked Cigarettes.
Watch this sketch! Partly because it’s really funny, but mostly because Streeter Seidell hates it when people see him with a goatee.